A retelling of Snow White where Snow White is an unlikable brat and the Queen is just trying to do her best after being widowed and left to take care of a failing kingdom and an ungrateful child.
‘Stepmother is such a loathsome old hag, I bet she sits in front of her mirror begging it to tell her she is pretty’
‘Why should I learn to run the kingdom? I’m going to marry a handsome prince who will take care of all that.’
‘Huntsman please take Snow White into the woods and teach her some wilderness skills, I worry that she is getting too soft lying around the palace all day.’
‘Look at that, now my dress is ripped! This is horrible! Are you trying to kill me? I bet that’s what she wants, hateful old hag, I bet she wants me to die out in the woods, so that people will pay attention to her instead, she’s always been jealous of me.’
‘Snow White please, you can’t just eat the cake, at least have some fruit first, just try the apple, just one bite.’
